April77's Denim Fit Guide

We previously told you about April77's new selvedge line being released. And now we bring you their brand new fit guide - which so happens to be pretty damn funny, as well as informative!

BILLIE: "Tired of barefoot and pregnant? This sexy pair of jeans will make your bottom interesting again."
5-pocket straight leg, Regular waist, Leg opening 18cm, Women - ZipFly
US W: 23/24/25/26/27/28/29/30/31/32
RAW DENIM - 12oz
98% Cotton 2% Elastane

DICTATOR: "Wear it a little too short and with braces, and you'll become the undisputed leader of the pack. Oi, Oi, Oi! "
5-pocket narrow leg, Regular waist, Leg opening 17cm, Unisex - ButtonFly
US W: 24/25/26/27/28/29/30/31/32/33/34/36
RAW DENIM - 12oz
100% Cotton

CROSS: "Here are some of the boys who wear the CROSS: Ben, Vincent, Concetto, Oliver, Simon, Iron... You have no idea who they are but they're cool as hell. Want to be even cooler? Wear it rolled up like my dad and I."
5-pocket straight leg, Regular waist, Leg opening 19cm, Unisex - ButtonFly
US W: 24/25/26/27/28/29/30/31/32/33/34/36
RAW DENIM - RED SELVEDGE - 14 1/2oz
100% Cotton - Pure indigo

IOMMI: "Do these jeans look particularly Black Sabbath to you? To us neither but what the hell paranoids, when you put on your black fringe jacket and your satanic necklace you have got to name it something weirder than just bootcut."
5-pocket bootcut, Tight around hips and thighs, slightly bootcut, Regular waist, Unisex - ZipFly
US W: 24/25/26/27/28/29/30/31/32
US L: 30/32/34
RAW DENIM - 12oz
98% Cotton 2% Elastane

KRAMER: "For city people like you, who occasionally feel the need to reaffirm their stallion riding cowboy nature in daylight."
5-pocket bootcut, Regular waist, Men - ButtonFly
US W: 26/27/28/29/30/31/32/33/34/36
US L: 30/32/34
RAW DENIM - 11 1/2oz
100% Recycled cotton

SKELETON: "Ballroom upstairs, bondage downstairs." Clarification: I'm talking about the fit here...
5-pocket carrot fit, Comfort thigh and narrow bottom leg, High waist, Leg opening 17cm
Unisex - ZipFly
US W: 24/25/26/27/28/29/30/31/32/33/34/36
RAW DENIM - RED SELVEDGE - 14 1/2oz
100% Cotton - Pure indigo

NATION: "Almost 30? Got a Swedish girlfriend? Riding fixed? Your socks and beanie are 100% scratchy wool?"
5-pocket straight leg, Regular waist, Leg opening 21cm, Men - ButtonFly
US W: 26/27/28/29/30/31/32/33/34/36
RAW DENIM - RED SELVEDGE - 14 1/2oz
100% Cotton - Pure indigo

MARKY: "Get into The Hall Of Fame for the greatest 80's ass."
5-pocket comfort skinny leg, High waist, Leg opening 15cm, Women - ZipFly
US W: 24/25/26/27/28/29/30/31/32
RAW DENIM - 12oz
98% Cotton 2% Elastane

JOEY: "Walk like The Ramones, sing like Bon Scott."
5-pocket comfort skinny leg, Neither regular nor low waist, Leg opening 15cm, Unisex - ZipFly
US W: 23/24/25/26/27/28/29/30/31/32/33/34/36
RAW DENIM - 12oz
98% Cotton 2% Elastane